It's a
universally accepted truth that time flies when you're having fun.
And since this past year living, working and loving in Cartagena has
absolutely rocketed by, you can assume that I've had mega huge
truckloads of fun. Although, as many of you can attest, I kindof
always do.
Since
this is our anniversary, I wanted to get all romantic and write a bit
of a love letter/thank you note to my adoptive city. It might help to
explain what the heck I am doing all the way over here in Colombia.
And maybe even inspire some of you to visit.
So..
Cartagena! Mi vida! Mi amor! It's been one year since I found myself
at your tiny aiport after flying from Buenos Aires, via Peru. We got
off to a pretty good start right away. Despite never meeting me
before, new friend Willy, picked me up from the airport and dropped
me at my hotel. This, ofcourse, involved driving along Avenida
Santander where I first saw the kilometres and kilometres of
unobstructed beachfront I am now so familiar with, stretching out for
me under the setting sun. And man! You sure know how to set a sun.
Where do you even come up with those colours? The dreamy purples and
blues, nudging their way into the shock of almost fluorescent orange
and peach, all set off with a kindof halo of gold and a salty ocean
haze. Each day your sunsets are different and differently
spectacular. I never tire of them.
I
arrived just as you were readying yourself for the start of FICCI: an
international film festival that transforms the streets and plazas
and theatres around town into one giant free movie cinema – 7 days
of almost non-stop film. There was a buzz, an energy, almost
touchably thick in the air. It seemed that every bar was filled with
up-and-coming directors discussing way-out ideas, getting drunk on
aguardiente and dancing salsa.
So I joined in. Obviously.
There was a tall, dark stranger who held my body close so that I had no choice but to move as he moved. I overcame my Australian “personal-space issues” and together we danced; sweaty, exhilarated and punctuated by shots of Colombia's own rum, until the sun threatened to rise again. I retreated to my beachfront hostel by way of a hilarious taxi driver, rested for a few hours, then set out once more under the gloriously warm sunshine, impatient to explore.
So I joined in. Obviously.
There was a tall, dark stranger who held my body close so that I had no choice but to move as he moved. I overcame my Australian “personal-space issues” and together we danced; sweaty, exhilarated and punctuated by shots of Colombia's own rum, until the sun threatened to rise again. I retreated to my beachfront hostel by way of a hilarious taxi driver, rested for a few hours, then set out once more under the gloriously warm sunshine, impatient to explore.
People
often ask me, Why you? Why would I choose to live in Cartagena? My
answer usually has something to do with the warmth, the colour, the
music I encountered that first day walking around your streets, and
that I continue to experience each day as I fall more and more in
love with you. It somehow felt like you were giving me a giant hug.
The way 8 different types of music were playing simultaneously from 8
different portable music players within the one short street and it
still felt right. The way the vendors pushing carts of fruit,
saturated in colour, would sing out their daily haul – aguacates,
papaya, limones, so that the people in the houses could come out and
buy from this ever moving mobile market. Everyone moves with music.
They act with kindness, humour and smiling eyes. Life is taken way
less seriously than dancing here.
I've
more than embraced the dancing way of life. I manage to dance in some
way every single day. Sometimes all day (hello fiestas de
independencia and Carnaval, I'm looking at you!). And that's good
enough for you. The people have in turn embraced me; this crazy
Australian who dances a lot like a Colombian (but a little too fast
and a little too big – “mas SUAVE por favor!”) and it hasn't
seemed to matter a great deal that my Spanish is below par, so long
as they can see me wiggling with all my energy and with a mega-watt
grin. I started going to Zumba classes with the amazing, incredible,
inspirational Erv. We started giving the classes publicly in Plaza
Trinidad. The locals, the children, the expats, the everyone –
joined in.. lending me almost celebrity status in the barrio. One of
the songs we dance to is that previously annoying car alarm sound.
Like the entire song is made up of that series of sirens. So anyway,
thanks to zumba and Erv and you, Cartagena, even a previously
annoying sound now makes me smile and want to dance.
So yes,
even though I definitely stand out here, I still feel like I fit in.
I've
learned so much!
Drink
half your cup when you buy a juice so you can get a top up free.
Tourists never do that. Suckers. And isn't that awesome? You always
want just that little bit more, right?
Catch a
colectivo. This is the best concept ever. No matter where you are
going you can always share a taxi with three other complete strangers
and share the expense, you just have to know where to leave from and
get ready to raise a single finger (this is the symbol for colectivo
as opposed to regular private taxis). When I do catch a taxi (very
infrequently) I know all the real set prices for the different
barrios depending upon the time of day. And if the taxi driver says
an amount higher, I've learned to say “No jodaaaa” until he
realises I am, in fact, a costena disguised as a blonde Australian.
I've also learned to decipher the meaning of the different taxi-horn
beeps (“hey, I'm here”, “hey, want a ride?” “hey, you're
pretty” “Hey, I'm bored waiting in this traffic”).
I've
learned to distinguish between merengue, vallenato, champeta,
reggaeton, salsa, cumbia and bachata (among others) and do a passable
impersonation of someone who knows how to dance each of the different
styles.
I've
learned a lot about your history, the stories, the monuments, the
ongoing struggles, the controversies. There's still so much to learn.
You've definitely led an interesting life.
And
wow! You are super popular! It seems everyone in the world wants to
visit you, have a major international conference or event with you,
get married with you. A city after my own heart, you really like to
party. And when you party, you always do it for at least a week. None
of this weak-assed single day stuff for you. No senor.
I've
had pinch-me-moments where I've been invited to enormous colonial
mansions with grotto-like swimming pools and chandeliers with real
candles. Days out on yachts visiting private islands and eating
lobster. Met inspirational people and certified geniuses. Basked in
the glow of their ideas and ambition, then felt a little cold when
they all inevitably packed up and returned to reality.
I
haven't found a boyfriend. But I've amassed some seriously entertaining
stories while I've looked. And I think I'm getting close to
developing an understanding of the complexities of Colombian men and
the way they are different according to which part of the country
they hail from. And why I probably won't end up being with one.
That's all fodder for a separate entry, however. Perhaps a book.
More
importantly I've made some really amazing friends. America's best and
brightest who are here working as part of Peace Corp or the
Fullbright Scholar programme, other expats from around the world who
are captivated by the latin world and have come here to teach or
translate or volunteer and make a difference, others who work in
tourism or hospitality, locals who are endlessly sharing their
perspectives and priceless insider knowledge with me, or teaching me
street-slang. People I've partied with, danced with, eaten with,
spoken very bad Spanish with, felt a connection with, felt like I
belonged with. People who visited for a short while but somehow
formed a bond with me that I will carry forever. So many amazing
friends that it really feels like it has to have been more than a
year to have amassed such quality and quantity. I'm not going to name
names, but thank you. I love you.
Can I
just name random things I love about you now? Gonna.
I love
the pimped out buses with all their glitter and signs praising God. I
love the enterprising rappers and chocolate salesman that travel on
them looking to make a bit of money. I love how the buses have sound
effects (like a cheesy radio station) so they can wolf-whistle hot
girls they pass.
I love
all the public holidays you have. It seems like there's one a
fortnight.
I love
Getsemani and the feeling of community there. If one person owns
something, the entire barrio owns it. Need a ladder? Well, go see
Rodrigo. Need a hammer? Dario is your man etc. People have less, but
then they also have more because everyone shares.
I love
how it's always Summer. Always.
I love
leaving the house feeling dowdy only to be declared a goddess, queen,
precious princess (insert multiple other over-the-top compliments
here) by every man I pass.
I love
$3 pedicures and $4 haircuts.
I love
bolis (frozen home-made ice-blocks in various tropical fruit
flavours).
I love
the bright pink Kola Roman softdrink.
I love
the Plazas: Trinidad for chess playing and friends-greeting. San
Diego to soak up the creativity of the artistic students who frequent
it. Simon Bolivar to buy enyucado from one of the Palenqueras. Santa
Domingo to watch Shakiro (your tubby-bellied male drag version of
Shakira).
I love
the way costena women colour-block. And colour-block in neon no less.
Black? You've got to be kidding. Their patchwork painted houses are
just as bright and I really believe all this colour makes people
happy. It definitely makes me happy.
You can
buy hot pork crackling whenever you want, but my obsession is coconut
water. It's all new craze and fancypants in the first-world (or is it
back to being old news now?) but here it is fresh from a coconut,
fresh from the beach. The water is poured into the same long thin
plastic bags they use for bolis, and tied off. When the bags are used
and empty they look like condoms. This amuses me too.
I love
all the hand/body gestures and their meanings, like how Colombians
point to stuff with their lips. The way they say “no” with the
most decisive finger-wave you've ever seen.
I love
running along your bays, your beaches, perhaps pausing to buy freshly
caught fish from the very man who caught it on the way home.
I love
that people love big butts here, to the extent that butt implants are
really commonplace. If someone tells me my ass is big, it is 100%
genuinely intended as a compliment. My roommate actually applies
butt-enhancing cream every night in the hope of making hers bigger.
I love
my work. Our website, www.thisiscartagena.com
is going to be a huge success and I love that I've been on-board
almost since the beginning. I'm also loving doing my tours with
www.cartagenaconnections.com
and sharing all the the things I love about you, giving visitors the
local experience even if they are only in town for as little as a
day.
I love
your walls – 11 kilometres of communal seating area with amazing
views surviving from the 1600s; the perfect perch for making-out,
sunset-gazing, wish-making. Or just public drinking. I love how on
Sundays they turn into the perfect backdrop for baseball.
I love
how if you feel you need to “get-away”, you're just 15 minutes by
dinghy from Tierra Bomba, which feels like your own private island
retreat. And if you have ganas to go further afield, the islands just
get more and more beautiful and remote.
There's
things I don't love, ofcourse. My biggest gripe is the way people
(like, every single person) litter your beaches, your streets, your
waterways. Then they tell me it's good to do it because it gives the
people who clean, an occupation. But the public cleaners only clean
certain parts and the rest of the rubbish mounts up and clogs
drainways, and lines the bottom of the bays and chokes wildlife and
is stuffed amongst piles of rocks on the beach. But I am going to do
what I can to try and change some of these attitudes.
And
I've got time to do it. Although we're still in the honeymoon phase
Cartagena, I really believe we have a future, and I plan to dedicate
myself to making it work with you (sorry Mum).
So, thank you Cartagena for an amazing year. Thank you for giving me a place in the world. Here's hoping things just keep getting better.
So, thank you Cartagena for an amazing year. Thank you for giving me a place in the world. Here's hoping things just keep getting better.
And can
we maybe do something about the boyfriend, please?